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madison/maddie. 25 . minnesotan t-rex.

HIATUS

what i'm excited about now:
my boyfriend got a fucking job

i track the tag maddiesaur

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spiders from mars

bryantrod:

brook:

halcy:

uh oh [x]

it’s time

THEEEEEEEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE

IM THE KING OF THE ROMPA BEAT

WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO

CHIC CHICKY BOOM CHIC CHICKY BOOM

youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

(Source: spybook)

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stability:

actual footage of dogs when there are no people around

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justintimberlakedoingthings:

djddy:

????

Justin Timberlake makes an unlikely friend

taylorsyorks:

relahvant:

norsegays:

astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.

A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?

It is a big deal because i’m a transman

It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.

Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.

At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.

At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.

TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

Target are honestly doing retail so bloody right

I have never admired a shop more than in this moment

Minnesota does it right. We created Target. Bow to our freezing state.

i’m watching a live lecture for my anatomy class

it’s the reproductive system and they’re talking about the penis and sperm

of course i’m a child so i’m laughing and just not paying attention to fancy terminology.

waluiqi:

when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything

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cousinbarnabas:

RIP legendary make-up artist Dick Smith, 1922-2014. LINK.

shesaidasoul:

queerpoc:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

Reason number 93845792384729384 to love Mara Wilson.  You go, girl!

soloontherocks:

chowchowmotherfucker:

every medicine on the market is like

pros: you’ll stop coughing

cons: you might die

my favorite side effect warning is for antidepressants

pros: you won’t want to kill yourself

cons: you might want to kill yourself

realgrumpycat:

#GrumpyCat #WorstChristmasEver

realgrumpycat:

#GrumpyCat #WorstChristmasEver

daredeuil:

there’s not enough bruce banner on my dash and i’m fixing that 1/